plz talk dirty to me
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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