Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
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Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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