i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
you made out with another girl for some wings
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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