Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I understand Curling. That high.
he fucked my hip out of place.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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