i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
