The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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