i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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