As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
they're like a gay fantastic four
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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