whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
