You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
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i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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