According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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