Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat