the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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