your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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