I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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