How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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