Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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