i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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