wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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