Can i not drive my cunt home
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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