You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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