Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
