I must be too annoying 4 u.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
