This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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