u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Randomize
