no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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