he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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