i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I licked your asshole in confidence.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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