Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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