just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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