i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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