did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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