My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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