I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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