Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
You ever have a fart follow you around?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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