Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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