So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
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i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Your penis caused this!
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