Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
try to milk me bitch
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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