Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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