Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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