Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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