He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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