Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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