the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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