only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
i think im in europe. pls send help
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I think people are normalizing furries
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
