I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
