...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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