do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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