all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
