All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
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he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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