I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
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thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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