I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
My breasts were aching with rage.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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