belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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