I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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