I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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