Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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