HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Pappa wants mamma naked
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
